Believe it or not, this story is 100% true. My friend Jeff really did pass me in the hall one day and toss a bottle of Code Red Mountain Dew in my direction, with two more still in his bag. The only difference was I’d met him before, but imagine if I hadn’t.






those look like 2 liter bottles…
carrying 6 liters all the time? dude thats about as heavy as having a pikachu all the time on your shoulder!
I don’t think it was all the time, I think it was just THIS PARTICULAR day. But yea he was carrying it around all that day. Needless to say Jeff is in better shape than I.