I should probably state that at this point, because a few people have brought it up (including my older brother) so it must be addressed: I’m not really trying to do any commentary about these musicians as artists or as people in this series. I made Frank Zappa one of the villains because I thought the name “Frankenzappa” was hilarious. I’m not trying to imply anything bad about Frank Zappa as a person or a musician. Same goes for David Lee Roth (and let’s face it, it’s way funnier if Dave is the villain). I’m just doing a silly story about guitars that shoot lightning at people.