Oh Goodie!

You forgot to mention that it now has to be in 3D, despite the entire lack of legitimate use of the technology in the film. Tron Legacy was awful in 3D, though to be fair it was awful as a movie, not just as an exercise in 3D. And what the hell is this new Nicholas Cage movie? It seems to be striving for that campy awfulness that made Snakes on a Plane an enjoyable film, but is really just an excuse for Cage to get back into a fast car and spout “catchy” one liners. Throw 3D into the mix and you have yourself a full blown abomination.