EVH vs Spiders From Mars #6

By SPBurke on October 8th, 2011

Did you know that your average Eddie Van Helsing can survive on Schlitz talls and Kiss cereal alone? It’s true!

Does Kiss actually have a cereal? It wouldn’t surprise me if they did. Somebody post something in the comments confirming it for me cause I’m NOT looking that up.

So since my Mars Volta joke was so lame, here’s “God of Thunder” for ya.

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└ Tags: eddie van helsing, kiss cereal, spiders from mars, thin white duke

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teflon

The fact you made a Mars Volta joke made me happy
Dam949a76

Couldn’t hink of a Bruno or Veronica Mars joke or are those the spiders names
http://twitter.com/S_P_Burke Seamus Patrick Burke

Yea Bruno and Veronica get together every March to eat Mars bars, drink Mars lambic ale, and watch the movie “Red Planet” together while playing with their pet Biker Mice.
MerchManDan

Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, *I* looked it up and found that although KISS have been featured on cereal boxes back in the early 80’s – http://www.kissonfire.net/2009/06/1980-australian-cereal-boxes-on-ebay.html and http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/kiss-1980-australia-vita-brits-77541895 – they seem to not have actually had their own cereal. However, that hasn’t stopped (in fact, it probably encouraged) some guy to create a bunch of boxes that look like the real thing: http://www.flickr.com/photos/planet-q/sets/72157622811048648/

Oh Goodie!

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